The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I feel so safe around my parents. And I know that’s how you’re suppose to feel but like safe as in my dad would turn into Liam Neseon if something went wrong, and my mom…. well who cares my dad would be like Liam Neeson
"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
(Source: magicconchshelly, via samybutanda)
|boys:||if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
|boys:||please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this