shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

urbancatfitters:

studies show that the best way to deal with problems is to curl up in the fetal position and listen to sad music

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis